I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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