There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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