new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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