halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
She's the barista slut.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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