hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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