well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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