mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Randomize
