Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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