doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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