is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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