can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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