they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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