Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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