Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
When did angry sex become our thing?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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