I'm really into asian looking animals
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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