playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Be still, my beating vagina.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
MIDGETS
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It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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