I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
COCAINE IS GR8
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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