fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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