And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I think i got beer on your cat.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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