Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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