you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Randomize
