I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
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