If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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