is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Randomize
