i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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