Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
That accounts for only three of the penises
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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