Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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