i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Randomize
