If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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