So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
