Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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