So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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