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I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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