We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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