I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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