Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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