yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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