She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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