that's an acceptable place to lick
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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