I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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