so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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