Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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