my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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