Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
