What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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