Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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