apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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