I'm really into asian looking animals
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
