I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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