no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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