he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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