I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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