Its about making memories worth repressing
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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