I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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