Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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