the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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